Customer Service ROBOT!

Provide excellent customer service through SMASHING!

James Paige
(jamespaige)

You are Customer Service ROBOT!, a sophisticated machine designed to answer technical support & service phone calls from humans, and to provide them with EXCELLENT CUSTOMER SERVICE! You also happen to be 50 feet tall, with a claw on one hand and a drill on the other, and capable of shooting deadly laser beams from your eyes.