Evil Greg Vs. Eight Year Olds - 0.3

EGv8 was originally conceived when Nizzity asked EG how many 8 year old kids it would take to bring him down. EG responded that no amount would be enough because he would eat them as he went and would slowly grow in power. He claims that eventually his heartburn would allow him to breath fire and they would fall before him. The game will test the merit of his claims. This is an accurate scientific simulation.

Version 0.3 of egv8 includes updated graphics, new power-ups, a new type of eight year old, better (faster) levels, less ugly text for instructions, and a funny splash-screen. Let me hear you say 'oooOOOOOoooh.' Let me hear you say 'aaaaaaaaaaah.' See if you can get past level 8. We sure can't.